I am a/an ...

Fav. color!
[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green = stupid
[ ] None = freaky beast
[ ] Orange = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[ ] Purple = a little too happy
[ ] Black = emo
[ ] Brown = funny
[ ] Gray = skanky
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Blue = sweaty
[x] White = sexy

What kind of bottom half are you wearing?
[ ] Shorts = cutie
[ ] Skirt/skort = skank
[ ] Corduroy = faggot homosexual
[ ] Skinny jeans = scene kid
[ ] Ripped jeans = emo
[ ] Cammo = cage fighter
[ ] Jeans = prep
[ ] Cargo = clown
[ ] Sweats = athlete
[ ] Boxers = brat
[ ] Booty shorts = female
[ ] Capris = Gangster
[ ] Nothing = hoe
[ ] Dickies = weirdo
[ ] Bikini bottoms = tiki girl

What is your natural hair color?
[ ] Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[ ] Blonde = with a broken heart
[ ] Black = with a sexy smile
[ ] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ] Red = that likes to have fun
[ ] Brown = who loves to be different
[x] Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
[ ] Bald = with herpes
[ ] Other = with a nice ass

Pick the month you were born on:
[ ] 1 = who ate
[ ] 2 = who needed
[ ] 3 = who killed
[ ] 4 = who shot
[ ] 5 = who killed
[ ] 6 = who smoked with
[ ] 7 = who farted on
[x] 8 = who ran shirtless with
[ ] 9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[ ] 10 = who cuddled with
[ ] 11 = who slept with
[ ] 12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:
[ ] 01 = a french fry
[ ] 02 = a bag of weed
[ ] 03 = a shoe
[ ] 04 = a toothbrush
[ ] 05 = Santa Claus
[ ] 06 = The Trojan man
[ ] 07 = Barny the dinosaur
[ ] 08 = a prostitute
[ ] 09 = a porn star
[ ] 10 = a dog
[ ] 11 = a lover
[ ] 12 = a glass of milk
[ ] 13 = a horse
[ ] 14 = a lesbian
[ ] 15 = Michael Jackson
[ ] 16 = a pickle
[ ] 17 = a jew
[ ] 18 = a condom
[ ] 19 = an orange
[ ] 20 = a dildo
[ ] 21 = a homeless guy
[ ] 22 = a whore
[ ] 23 = my crush
[ ] 24 = an easter egg
[x] 25 = a jar of honey
[ ] 26 = a homo
[ ] 27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ] 28 = the kool-aid man
[ ] 29 = a stripper
[ ] 30 = Paris Hilton
[ ] 31 = YOUR MOM

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
[ ] White = because I love marijuana
[ ] Black = because im sexy as hell
[ ] Pink = because the naked cowboy told me to
[x] Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[ ] Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ] Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[ ] Purple = because I'm gay
[ ] Gray = because I got dared
[ ] Other = because that's how I roll
[ ] Green = because I'm good in bed
[ ] Orange = because I smoke crack
[ ] Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ] Brown = because I had to

I'm a sexy athlete who ran shirtless with a jar of honey because I have AMAZING boobs. ... Wow these things are sexual...
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Anyway. Taking requests, art-trades, ideas!Add in comments at the bottom of the page and I'll have it for you by the end of the month!



I'll be adding some pictures of some of my paintings soon. And some other photographs. I have lots of sketches to finalize and add too xD I'm sorta lazy unless i have a deadline.

Art trades, requests... suggestions? Please?
I need to get back into a drawing mood. Sick of drawing what my teacher tells me too.. >_>

I haved updated ina long time. cause Im LAME-SAUCE.

ANYYYWAAYYYYY I'm trying to get back to the whole DA thingy. Lots of um messages to answer (116) and a BUTT-LOAD of deviations to look at (1,380) .... ;_;

P.S. what color should I dye my hair this year?????? i've done purple,orange and a crappy red xD.

Let's Go by Cartel == [link]

i'll be goin to my mothers soon for about a week or so. The joys of having split parents. I really how I don't kill someone there. << they make my patience run thin.

Any requests or art trades are welcome and encouraged



I'm gunna need something to do there. I'm also telling you these things because there isn't internet at her house :l

Um Shum new music 4 youss==

Zebrahead - Riot Girl [link]
"She's no steppin' stone, She'll cut you to the bone. Your better off alone! When She's On! She's On!"

All Time Low- Dear Maria, Count Me In [link] (<<oh noes sexualness ) :/ gawd forbid.
"I got your picture, I'm coming with you. Dear Maria, count me in. There's a story at the bottom of this bottle, And I'm the pen."

Enter Shikari - Sorry, you're not a winner [link]
[WARNING if you don't like screaming.. I do xD]

zebrahead - postcards from hell [link]
"You set the bar I could not live up to, Well tonight the light is breaking through. So thank you very little and send me postcards from hell "


Just a sample of my current music. LOOK UP MORE !ZEBRAHEAD! they rox my sox.

Well, HAI BUDDY!!
Ice Age 3 was a cute movie
HEY HEY WOAH HEY WOAH WOAH HEY WOAH!

I'd love REQUESTS! Art trades too!
I could do OC's and stuff if you give me ultimate detail

That'd be great. HOPE YOUR HAVING A WONDERFUL SUMMER!!!