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Deviation Actions
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1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the fountain.
2. Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents.
3. At the bottom of an escalator, scream 'MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!'
4. Stomp on ketchup packets at Burger King...
5. ...but save a few to slurp on as snacks. Tell people that they're 'astronaut food'.
6. Construct a new porch deck in the tool department of Sears.
7. Wear pancake makeup and new clothes and pose as a fashion dummy in clothes departments, occasionally screaming without warning.
8. Test mattresses in your pajamas.
9. If you're patient, stare intently into a surveillance camera for an hour while rocking from side to side.
10. Sprint up the down escalator.
11. Stare at static on a display tv and challenge other shoppers whether they, too, can see the 'hidden picture'.
12. Ask appliance personnel if they have any tvs that play only in Spanish.
13. Ask for red-tinted lenses at the optometrist.
14. Rummage through the jelly bean bin at the candy store, insisting that you lost a contact lens.
15. Leave on the plastic string connecting a new pair of shoes, and wander around the mall taking two-inch steps.
16. Play the tuba for change.
17. Ask the information desk for a stroller, and someone to push you around in it.
18. Change every tv in the electronics department to a station showing 'Saved by the Bell'. Chant the dialogue in a robotic voice, and scream it if anyone tries to switch channels on one of the sets.
19. 'Play' the demo modes of video games at the arcade. Make lots of explosion noises.
20. Stand transfixed in front of a mirror bobbing your head up and down.
21. If it's Christmas, ask the mall Santa to sit on *your* lap.
22. Answer any unattended service phones that ring in department stores and say 'Domino's.'
23. Try on flea collars at the pet store while occasionally pausing to scratch yourself.
24. Show people your driver's license and demand to know whether they've seen this man.'
25. Buy a jawbreaker from the candy store. Return fifteen minutes later, fish it out of your mouth, and demand to know why it hasn't turned blue yet.
2. Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents.
3. At the bottom of an escalator, scream 'MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!'
4. Stomp on ketchup packets at Burger King...
5. ...but save a few to slurp on as snacks. Tell people that they're 'astronaut food'.
6. Construct a new porch deck in the tool department of Sears.
7. Wear pancake makeup and new clothes and pose as a fashion dummy in clothes departments, occasionally screaming without warning.
8. Test mattresses in your pajamas.
9. If you're patient, stare intently into a surveillance camera for an hour while rocking from side to side.
10. Sprint up the down escalator.
11. Stare at static on a display tv and challenge other shoppers whether they, too, can see the 'hidden picture'.
12. Ask appliance personnel if they have any tvs that play only in Spanish.
13. Ask for red-tinted lenses at the optometrist.
14. Rummage through the jelly bean bin at the candy store, insisting that you lost a contact lens.
15. Leave on the plastic string connecting a new pair of shoes, and wander around the mall taking two-inch steps.
16. Play the tuba for change.
17. Ask the information desk for a stroller, and someone to push you around in it.
18. Change every tv in the electronics department to a station showing 'Saved by the Bell'. Chant the dialogue in a robotic voice, and scream it if anyone tries to switch channels on one of the sets.
19. 'Play' the demo modes of video games at the arcade. Make lots of explosion noises.
20. Stand transfixed in front of a mirror bobbing your head up and down.
21. If it's Christmas, ask the mall Santa to sit on *your* lap.
22. Answer any unattended service phones that ring in department stores and say 'Domino's.'
23. Try on flea collars at the pet store while occasionally pausing to scratch yourself.
24. Show people your driver's license and demand to know whether they've seen this man.'
25. Buy a jawbreaker from the candy store. Return fifteen minutes later, fish it out of your mouth, and demand to know why it hasn't turned blue yet.
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